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Transcript of phone call from Harold Hamlin to Iowa Walsh

March 1, 1987


Transcript of phone call from Harold Hamlin (Westport) to Iowa Walsh (40 Nights Motel room 7)



IOWA: Hello?


HARRY: Howdy, Walsh.


IOWA: Harry.


HARRY: Sorry I didn’t call sooner, the basement flooded at the office, I’ve had my hands full.


IOWA: Yeah.


HARRY: You okay?


IOWA: Yeah, sorry, just been a long week, I guess.


HARRY: Look, Walsh… I’m sorry I sent you-


IOWA: Don’t.


HARRY: No, really. I really think there’s a story in this Ivan Murtin thing, but if you want to come

                  home, I-


IOWA: Really, Harry, it’s okay. I… I dunno, I think this might be good for me.


HARRY: [Laughing] I didn’t really get that from your letter.


IOWA: Yeah, sorry about that. I was just stressed, I guess. I don’t know. I was stagnating in Westport.

                  The Cove is weird, but at least it’s a change of scenery.


HARRY: “The Cove.” Listen to you, you sound like a native already.


IOWA: How would you know what natives sound like?


HARRY: Touché. How’s the investigation going?


IOWA: Slow.


HARRY: Uhuh. What about these sources you wrote me about? Uh, North and McGraw?


IOWA: ‘Source’ might be a bit of a stretch.


HARRY: Huh?


IOWA: They hardly knew Ivan more than I do.


HARRY: Know.


IOWA: Huh?


HARRY: They hardly know Ivan.


IOWA: Right.


HARRY: If they don’t know anything, how are they sources?


IOWA: They’re more like… acquaintances?


HARRY: Acquaintances?


IOWA: It’s good to have locals I know who can fill me in on what the town’s like. Y’know, little things

                  any resident would know but obviously I don’t.


HARRY: Alright. But I didn’t send you there to make friends, Walsh.


IOWA: Don’t be a dick.


HARRY: Speaking of dicks, Andrew keeps calling us asking about you.


IOWA: Ugh…


HARRY: Are you not taking his calls?


IOWA: No.


HARRY: Well… what do you want me to tell him?


IOWA: I don’t know, to stop calling?


HARRY: What do I tell him when he asks about you?


IOWA: Nothing.


HARRY: Walsh, I can’t just tell him nothing.


IOWA: Well, I’m telling you nothing, so I guess you’ll just have to make something up.


HARRY: Iowa-


IOWA: You get my latest article yet?


HARRY: I… yeah, the town profile?


IOWA: Yeah, that one.


HARRY: It’s running tomorrow.


IOWA: You like it?


HARRY: It’s fine.


IOWA: Wow, tell me how you really feel.


HARRY: If I praise you too much it’ll just go to your head.


IOWA: I pity your kids.


HARRY: Is there anything else I can do for you right now?


IOWA: I think that implies that you’ve ever done anything for me in the past.


HARRY: Har har.


IOWA: No, Harry, I’m fine.


HARRY: Alright, call if you need anything.


IOWA: Yeah.


HARRY: Take care.



End call.


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